
*TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER:
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Cliff orders, eats or talks about Chinese takeout food
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Sue Ellen says, “I don’t understand”
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JR orders a Bourbon & Branch
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Bobby orders a Scotch on the Rocks
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There’s a swimming race in the Southfork pool
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Bar Fight
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Brawl at Southfork
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Bobby and JR have to be physically separated
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Lucy complains about no one paying attention to her
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Pam says she hates the Ewings
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JR wears an ascot - (just kidding, you’d be dead)
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Anyone says, “Your Ewing money!”
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Miss Ellie is worried.
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Miss Ellie silently emotes
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A secretary has to apologize to her boss because someone rushed past her into the boss's office.
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Someone says, “Can I buy you a drink?”
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A Ewing parks in a clear no-parking zone, in the middle of the street...
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When a scene is filmed in Thanksgiving Square (Waterfalls in the background).
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JR says, “Is that a fact?”
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Over-the-top sound effects on cars. (ie squeals and breaking sounds when not needed).
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When Pam cries with no tears.
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Ray calls himself a "Dumb Cowboy"
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Lucy rolls her eyes
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There's a parking lot or rooftop meeting.
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A drink is poured and never consumed.
* For entertainment purposes only. Please drink responsibly. Please don't die.